I am so sick of peeing. I'm sure it would be worse not to be able to but I'm so bored with it.
I was going to explain the whole events on the weekend a propos the upstairs demons but I'm sick of it. Sick to bloody hell death. In summary we are going to move and we don't have to pay rent anymore. I'm so pissed that we have to leave our nice place and our awesome landlord but that's how it is thanks to the dense and festering, poor excuses for human beings above. I can't help but think of a million Morrissey quotes. Mainly that "evil people prosper over the likes of you and me ALWAYS."
I am forced to move on and so I shall.
Last night I ate ice cream AND a bag of chips. I haven't done that since I was 11. Hard times call for hard measures. Today I keep thinking, is it the right time to demand these people hire me and stop being the johns of my temp-pimp? I could be making 30% more if they would just give me a freaking contract instead of extending my stay by 2 month increments. I don't even give a flying shite about dental insurance or eyeball insurance or whatever, I just want to make the full wage and be able to see past 2 months into the future. I thought temping was good for me but now that I have a job, I don't feel like puking about, I like the idea of a little more permanence.
How VERY exciting. HOW THRILLING! The captivating prose rolls off my fingers, hypnotising all with my tales of wonder. Could I be more uptight and pissed off and stressed -out and boring? Probably, yes. A big yes on that one. Because there is no end to the miseries that can crop up right??!!
"Hi,Catholic guilt here again. Just thought I should let you know that you could be punished for only seeing the negative. You could have life made a million times worse to prove to you that you should appreciate what you've got. ALso, you're life will not get better because you are bad. Obviously you are doing something wrong and are being punished so...so ya."
But what am I doing wrong?
"Well, you are probably just a jerk or something. Or maybe it's because you got very lucky in love, too lucky and we can't really have people be more happy than is fair. Y'know, especially with you being a jerk and everything."
Later:
"Hi, Satan here. You really are a miserable little sack aren'cha? When will you get hip to the 21st century way? It's post modern to worship me. Join the crowd and I will give you party time."
Party Time? Ya great. Thanks for the suggestion santa..
"SATAN!!"
Seitan. ggguuuhhhhh.
And here I am having to pee, yet again.
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