Sometimes I lament the fact that I don't live in England. Mostly just because of the TV they have. Well, that's the only reason actually.
Watch the below and weep. What do we have on TV in Canada? Air Farce? Corner fucking Gas? Just typing the titles of those shows made my fingers feel like barfing. Even having reminded myself of the existence of those awful excuses for television programming, makes me want to projectile vomit my brain out of my mouth hole so I can forget about the fact they are really on TV. People get paid to write and produce and make sets and stuff for them? Everyone involved and everyone who watches should all be rounded up and caged into holding pens with rabid monkeys. You and I are sinners, merely for having awareness of these deformed monstrosities of television. Cleanse your soul with the below links:
Jazz Trance
Miso, miso, oriental prince in the land of soup
Mirror ball suit
The moon is an alabaster retard
A tasty yellow beef
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The intelligentsia of Paris and Los Angeles are gonna crave for it. I've spread the good word. Crimpity crimpity!
"Cheese is a kind of beef, a tasty yellow meat", has been going through my head endlessly, energizing and preparing me for greater achievement in life.
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