Note to self: you suck.

In my personal google calendar, all I have marked are work holidays and my period.

I guess that's pretty much all anyone has. Wait a second, that's not true at all.

Tom Cruise diary:

Oct. 3- Holiday

Oct. 7- Period

Oct. 17- Be a total mental wierdo like some kind of cult-leading freak with cameras in my teeth so I can take photos of the disbelievers of xenu: note to self: move cameras to another body part, getting tired of smiling all the time.

Why am I writing about Tom Cruise for Xenu's sake? If you have not followed the link, PLEASE go read about Xenu! All hail Xenu!

Anyway, I'm sure some regular person's calendar has more than Tom cruise and I.

Regular Man Diary:

Oct. 2- Meet with JB re: Henderson account. Wear tight red underwear to feel sexy and confident.

Oct. 5- Give presentation re: connective solutions for flexibility in contractual databases. Drink heavily to sustain the feeling of wellbeing.

Oct. 9- Golf with Larry and JB. Bring hookers.

Oct. 13- Wife's birthday and period. Work late.

Oct. 16- Flight to Bangladesh to oversee factory fire.

Oct. 31- Halloween. Dress up like a big fucking asshole.

Or something like that...

Took an extra dose of St. John's Wort today and now can barely keep my eyes open. Is it wrong to eat 2 lunches?

Oh ya and Happy Halloween. Look out for the Great Pumpkin.