Hallowiener. I should paton that.

I thought of a bunch of things to mention on my way to work and now I've forgotten them all. I also had an idea for a Halloween costume and I've forgotten that as well. So, I'm doing pretty good.

I'm having one of those days where I want to turn Incredible Hulk-like and crash through a wall, Kool-Aid Man-like.

I think my Halloween costume idea had something to do with being bloody. Of having a lot of blood on my face. Coming mainly from my eyes. Like, a face full of blood. But there was another part to it that made it really funny. Looking completely normal in all other aspects except for inexplicably having bled profusely enough from the eyes to cover most of my face in blood? No, I don't think that was it. Something like that I guess. Maybe I forgot it because my subconscious realized it wasn't the best idea...Maybe I should be Mary Poppins with the Ebola virus since I already have the outfit.

You know, come to think of it. I also have a Sound of Music dress. It's the exact style of what Liesl wore and it looks like it was made from Austrian drapes. Why has Julie Andrews influenced my wardrobe so much?

Or maybe I should try some stream of consciousness brainstorming for a good idea:
Wiener, candy cane, shock therapy, soup ladle, yellow brick road, slime, ancient Chinese secret, slum lord USA....uh, I don't think this is going anywhere.

Maybe I should try rapid fire costume ideas instead of just words:
Linus Van Pelt at age 55
A tree full of squirrels, on fire
A ghost in a bikini
Siamese twins who murdered each other

NOW, I am getting somewhere. I could use any of those. It worked. Feel free to try to use these yourself and send a photo of it. Actually, please, I am begging you to choose one and do a photo.

Maybe I should try to brainstorm a career in the same manner:
Sidewalk Technician
Pasta Detailer
Environmental Aligner
Underwater Compliance Inspector

Ya, not working as good.

Hghhhh. I should NOT be at work today. I should be in a cabin with a cat and some clay. I'd hand build jugs and share my toast with the cat.

I guess, checking bank accounts and scanning shipping documents is just as good, NOT.