I look so good in red. Happy vaselintines day. "Wah wah bitch bitch i hate valentines day it's commercial blah cry cry". Ah c'mon. What's so awful about everything being red and buying chocolate and flowers? If you're single, you buy chocolate and flowers for yourself and then go home and cyber-stalk someone. If your mate thinks valentine's is dumb or refuses to participate on principal, then they are probably boring jerks and you should send a valentine to someone more interesting. "Mwah, but I don't like feeling forced to express my feelings in chocolate heart form!" Pack it chump! It's just for fun! GAWD!
Who am I arguing with? I have already purchased sugary delights for this evening. I bought them this morning before work at a popular patisserie and there was nearly a war breaking out amongst customers. Beligerently eyeing each other lest someone make a move for the last "La Suisse" or "Tout Chocolat". Well screw those losers. They will not break my blood engorged heart throbbing at the control of my holiday spirit. I seriously don't know what the hell I'm going on about.
Any excuse to be celebrant works for me. Kneecap appreciation day. Powdered soy milk week. Phillips Head #4 annual Hoedown. It's all worthy cause to make a card and eat some cake. Simple as that.
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Expressing yourself in chocolate heart form is fun. And brown. Happy brown expression day!
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