You say you want a revolution?

Here is a word I think should be brought back into common usage. You can help me out on this. If you make a point of using it once or twice a day in the presence of others, it may catch and soon my wish will be granted.

Heretic. We just don't accuse one another of heresy anymore! It's funny, c'mon and do it!

Example: Somebody pushes you out of the way to get a seat on mass transit. You yell "Heretic!" at them. Watch out though, they may be learned. They may remark that they have done nothing to indicate straying from the doctrines of the Orthodox Catholic Church. You just shout back at them that obviously they are indeed worshipping at the teats of the false idol of pushy, assholeishness.

Think of the thrill of delight both you and any onlookers will feel at this refreshing approach to insult! Use it in more mundane settings also to liven things up.

Example: Having dinner with your pal. "Pass me the salt you godforsaken heretic."

Use it in a loving way too! If you think of it, it actually is a compliment. Who wants to be one of those Orthodox Catholic chumps? Not me.

Example: "My dearest, darling heretic, I miss you and wish you were here spreading the word of false idols with me here in the forlorn american bible-belt.

Or let's start using it as a hip new adjective.

Example: "Do you like my new sausage dog?" "Wow. Heretical!"

Ahem.

Well how about the word crud then? Let's start using crud more often.

Craptastrophy. Digitgradient. Bulgeous. Asscock. Lugubrious. Grotty.

What words do you want to hear more often?

AHH! Update! Update!

I came across this old word for snotty. Muculent. Isn't that great? There's another beautiful insult word for us to use becuase it's all about spreading love.