Restless cat syndrome, not to be confused with cat scratch fever

Work is sooo slow. I have been watching comedy videos all day. I am so spaced out. I have only one earphone in, so that my other ear is free to half-heartedly hear my co-workers, should they need to address me (rare). The other earphone is dangling freely and due to screen watching catatonia plus lack of sleep from restless cat syndrome, I think I am starting to lose my capacities. I keep absent-mindedly trying to use the free earphone for purposes other than it's inteded one of being in my ear. I coughed into it, instead of coughing into my fist. I tried to use it as a paperclip. I tried to use it as a pen. I just keep picking it up without realizing it and using it for whatever, like a crazy lady.