Friday, October 24, 2008

Juicy Steak Meats

Hey, have you heard? There's some financial troubles going on in the world. What that translates to, is me getting paid to surreptitiously read junk on the innornet and wonder if fat cells can pool and expand in the abdomen by remaining seated all day. By me remaining seated all day, not the fat cells. Although, I get the feeling, even my fat cells are lazy enough to sit on the job.

To summarize: not much going on at this here bank, except for people getting axed. Not fired, axed. The economy is so bad, they are actually going into the smaller branches and bludgeoning the workers with axes, to death! It's saves dollars.
Well, no one's been axed at this particular office, but in the states, well, whoo doggies is really the only way to put it.

There's a stinking, grey, filthy band of haze on the horizon of Montreal today. Last night, I woke up choking and couldn't breath and had to use my brand new, recently acquired asthma inhaler. That's twice now I've used it. Seems like I done gone and got me up so asthma. At 34 years old. Right on.

Why not take a break in your purposeful day and enrich your blood with some juicy, raw, old-fashioned comedy steaks. DO IT!





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