Eccchhh.

People are gross.

I had a doctor's appointment this morning. Missed lunch, so I picked something up from the food court before going to work. It was packed. Packed with hairsprayed, oily, make-uped ladies sucking french fries from their fingers like little mouth vacuums and bloated men with greasy hair packing forkfull after forkfull of meat into their meatholes.

I was unaware how much mayonaise could be included in a lunch time meal until the woman in front of me ordered an eggsalad sandwich(with mayo in it) and mayo on the bread and out of the 10 salads she could pick from, she chose the two with mayo in the dressing. Why not top it off with a mayonaise shake and some hard mayo candy. She looked like a jar of mayonaise, like when it's been of out the fridge for a while and starts to go a bit yellow at the edges and the jar sweats condensation. She looked like that, but with more lipstick.

Everyone piling in the junk, sitting on their synthetic fibred, stinky asses, smacking their gobs as they prattle about work and family and how they went to the price club and got a great deal of some big tubs of mayonaise.