Gape like an ape.

Today, in the courtyard at work, there was a plethora, that's right, a plethora of tall, thin, effeminate men with shaved heads and expensive nerd glasses. They were all sitting alone on benches, one per bench, meticulously chewing their homemade sandwiches. I kept waiting for them to notice each other. I figured eventually, some suspicious glances would be cast or some inquisitive ones at the very least but they absolutely refused to notice one another!

With sandwiches held high in one hand, the other arm wrapped around their own waste, legs crossed, their gazes distant and obstinately non-recognitive(if it's a new word then so be it.).

I wanted to jump up and break the folly: "Look at each other! You are all the same man! You are never out here but here you all are, all at once! You will all go home and listen to Philip Glass tonight, admit your striking similarities!"

I chickened out though and opted instead to gape like an ape because I always forget that people can see me too.