I cast ye off.

Wuh-oh! Somebody's gonna have a big party that's probably the biggest they've ever had.

I decided we needed to utilize our riverside patio and bbq fully by having people over. I started off thinking my knitting group and their significant others but then some of their workmates are also invited, plus T's Superfriends team and other friends....That ends up being a whole lotta bodies. OH GOD! I'm so unprepared for hosting! I haven't a clue how to make it all go smoothly. And people speak different languages. It's going to be a culture war. French vs English. Americans vs Canadians vs Germans. Vegetarians vs Carnivores. Kid Rock vs Snoop Dog. Ankle socks vs wiener dogs. 14th century architecture vs processed cheese slices.

I know, I know, just put out a big table of booze and let the rest take care of itself right? I hope that works because it's my main plan.

My other plan is to continue obsessively catching up on several years worth of genius comics and blogs called Achewood that my friend "the H" recently introduced me too. I am sick with needing to read everything he does. All work has become a nuisance that gets in the way of me enjoying his comics.

"Could you scan this and email it for me?"
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?! I AM READING COMICS ONLINE AND THEY ARE GOOD SO AWAY WITH YOU. I CAST YE OFF!"